Insta-Friends

When a person, not having real friend's make's them up. ie imaginary

Oh, look it's sarah, she has to make insta-Friends cause she's to much of freak to get real one's. Let's go laugh in her face.

by Fitz Bailey January 21, 2007

Insta-friend

The most annoying people in existence and usually leave you guilt-ridden when you get rid of them. Usually are people who you have no interest in gaining any form of relationship with, but one friendly remark and you have a new buddy.

EXAMPLE 1

Terry: *Sitting on the bus*

Hoit: Hey Terry, nice shoes

Terry: Uh, yeah...thanks...

Hoit: OH MY GOD we are exactly alike

Terry thinks: Goddammit insta-friend...

EXAMPLE 2:

Jack: Hey Josh, do these stick-

Josh: STFU GTFO

Jame: Hey man, wtf that was harsh

Josh: I don't need another insta-friend

by The PBEEF October 01, 2009

Insta Friends

Becoming friends instantly because of some event.

Lana is not going to become insta friends with her Dad, who was never in her life, just because he gave her a credit card.

by MACbihh April 03, 2009