Insta-Friends
Oh, look it's sarah, she has to make insta-Friends cause she's to much of freak to get real one's. Let's go laugh in her face.
Insta-Friends by Fitz Bailey January 26, 2007
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Insta-friend
The most annoying people in existence and usually leave you guilt-ridden when you get rid of them. Usually are people who you have no interest in gaining any form of relationship with, but one friendly remark and you have a new buddy.
EXAMPLE 1
Terry: *Sitting on the bus*
Hoit: Hey Terry, nice shoes
Terry: Uh, yeah...thanks...
Hoit: OH MY GOD we are exactly alike
Terry thinks: Goddammit insta-friend...
EXAMPLE 2:
Jack: Hey Josh, do these stick-
Josh: STFU GTFO
Jame: Hey man, wtf that was harsh
Josh: I don't need another insta-friend
Terry: *Sitting on the bus*
Hoit: Hey Terry, nice shoes
Terry: Uh, yeah...thanks...
Hoit: OH MY GOD we are exactly alike
Terry thinks: Goddammit insta-friend...
EXAMPLE 2:
Jack: Hey Josh, do these stick-
Josh: STFU GTFO
Jame: Hey man, wtf that was harsh
Josh: I don't need another insta-friend
Insta-friend by The PBEEF October 1, 2009
instafriend
When you meet gregarious friends of a friend of yours and they automatically become your friends, too. While there's potential for meaningful relationships, instafriends usually remain cheerfully superficial.
"I went to a party with Frank, he introduced me to Sally, Joe, and Bob. We all exchanged numbers, yay, three instafriends!"
instafriend by hypello November 23, 2003
Instafriends
1. Upon your first encounter with a person formerly unknown the instance where you are BFFL. Instafast like the drive thru at Starbucks.
Upon returning from cruise one Navy Sailor to a Navy Wife instantly hit it of as BFFL over a few beers and a wicked game of Rummy.
BAM Instafriends for life!!!!
BAM Instafriends for life!!!!
Instafriends by !3blackcats December 21, 2008
instafriend
hey is that john?
yea, he's friendly in person, even calls to hang sometimes, but seems more concerned about his followers on instagram.
oh, he's an instafriend?
yea, that's right.
yea, he's friendly in person, even calls to hang sometimes, but seems more concerned about his followers on instagram.
oh, he's an instafriend?
yea, that's right.
instafriend by anaveragewhiteguy July 26, 2017
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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