InstAlibi

A picture you post to Facebook or Instagram to let your contacts or stalkers think you've spent time somewhere at a particular moment.

I posted my Instalibi now I can head off ;)

InstAlibi by FracturedHeart January 7, 2016

Instagib 

Stands for Instant Giblets, referring to one-hit kills in FPS games where the victim is instantly turned into 'giblets', or explodes.

Originated in Quake II and made popular in Unreal Tournament.

I took out my instagib rifle and limbs started flying when I started gibbing all around.

Instagib by Zopiac April 12, 2009

instagib 

Online Gaming Term.

1) A players health is such that upon being killed in a multiplayer game they explode into many gibs and giblets (peices of simulated flesh and gore). (Quake 1)

2) A game mode where every weapon (usually only a hitscan railgun/ASMD) instantly kills the player in one shot. (Started in Quake 2 and popularised as a mutator in Unreal Tournament)

3) Finding yourself at the bottom of a chasm/lava/force field and being instantly turned into gibs when you touch the bottom.

I was playng instagib the other day when I totally owned some guys when they lined up and I instagib'ed 4 people in a row!

So I was running around and a spammed a rocket into a door and it slapped this poor sucker in the face. I then jumped off the top of the level and instagibbed him with my railgun as I was falling. Dont think he had time to blink!

instagib by MessyCorpse February 8, 2009

instalike 

When you see a status on Facebook, and you like it within one minute of its posting. Can be conjoined with megalike to form the megainstalike.

John Doe - I like pooping.
Jane Doe - omg hahah *instalike*

instalike by poobicus October 26, 2010

Electronic Instability 

When you don't know if your computer, cellphone or any other electronic device, will work next time you use it.

He suffers from electronic instability.

Electronic Instability by Ni2k May 23, 2011

Instalimp 

The act of being completely turned off or killing the moment.

The second I heard that she slept with my best friend, I went instalimp.

Instalimp by P01ntb1ank July 12, 2009

instagib 

An action whereby a person can be killed in a single hit in Unreal Tournament.

God damn it I hate fucking instagib, turn it off!

instagib by teknokracy July 28, 2003