It was.... an unpleasant surprise for non-Christians...
People: (are not Christian)
Spanish: Have you ever had an unexpected war?
People: No...
Spanish: WOULD YOU LIKE TO? (Spanish Inquisition)
Spanish: Have you ever had an unexpected war?
People: No...
Spanish: WOULD YOU LIKE TO? (Spanish Inquisition)
by BigPokemon November 3, 2020
a heterosexual lovemaking position wherein:
• the man ejaculates inside the woman just before she is about to orgasm
• then unexpectedly performs oral sex to finish her off
• finally, shouts "nobody expects the spanish inquisition!"
• the man ejaculates inside the woman just before she is about to orgasm
• then unexpectedly performs oral sex to finish her off
• finally, shouts "nobody expects the spanish inquisition!"
Example 1:
He felt guilty about finishing before she did, so he made amends by performing the Spanish Inquisition.
Example 2:
Man: <performs the spanish inquisition>
Woman: wow, well, i certainly didn't expect that
Man: nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
He felt guilty about finishing before she did, so he made amends by performing the Spanish Inquisition.
Example 2:
Man: <performs the spanish inquisition>
Woman: wow, well, i certainly didn't expect that
Man: nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
by Team Moxie September 3, 2013
no one expects the spanish inquisition
by DATBOOMGUY October 14, 2020
An awful time in Jewish and general history, the Spanish Inquisition was commenced by Queen Isabel and King Ferdinand of Spain. Jews were systematically and specifically persecuted, forced either to convert to Roman Catholicism or be killed by the monarchy.
The Spanish Inquisition may have affected Christopher Columbus to be quiet about his own Jewish heritage.
by Nickidewbear November 26, 2011
Me: Ouch!
Friend: What's up my dude?
Me: I just sprained my ankle because of that curb!
Friend: Aw man, that's some Sprainish Inquisition right there homie.
Friend: What's up my dude?
Me: I just sprained my ankle because of that curb!
Friend: Aw man, that's some Sprainish Inquisition right there homie.
by Krizonaux August 30, 2019
A phrase asked when cut off in mid conversation by someone who doesnt have the patience to hear your explanation. If they choose "Inquisition", they choose an explanation. If they choose "Position", they choose blunt response on what you feel.
Friend 1: Dude, U think I should holla at shorty in the 5inch stets, with the pocahontas down her back?
Friend 2: Well.... Umm... She got a $500 handbag on and I saw her get out that Bentley, and....
Friend 1: Damn Dawg! Shld I step to her or not?
Friend 2: Position/Inquisition? You want the long version or short version?
Friend 1: What's ur position?
Friend 2: Hell No! Period!
Friend 1: Why not? I got game... What's the Inquisition?
Friend 2: Nigga, U 5'3", 180lbs and you came here on ur bicycle! Hell, I paid your way in here and the bartender dont take food stamp cards! Nigga, you broke and that chic is out your league! Is you stupid!?!
Friend 1: Ohhhh! No was fine... Thank You...
Friend 2: Well.... Umm... She got a $500 handbag on and I saw her get out that Bentley, and....
Friend 1: Damn Dawg! Shld I step to her or not?
Friend 2: Position/Inquisition? You want the long version or short version?
Friend 1: What's ur position?
Friend 2: Hell No! Period!
Friend 1: Why not? I got game... What's the Inquisition?
Friend 2: Nigga, U 5'3", 180lbs and you came here on ur bicycle! Hell, I paid your way in here and the bartender dont take food stamp cards! Nigga, you broke and that chic is out your league! Is you stupid!?!
Friend 1: Ohhhh! No was fine... Thank You...
by Liqr1 August 18, 2010
So, she has two dogs and when I got home after hanging out at her house my dog gave me the canis inquisition - it was like being interrogated by the cops
by tyrannosaurusrick February 17, 2010