Influxuated 

When a womans Vagina is rubbed completely raw during intercourse, the man or woman will then take a handfull of salt and sprinkle it on her opening, causeing her much pain. Then he or she will slap the vagina in question 3 times, and then begin having intercourse once more.

I got Brians Mom So Influxuated Last night, she screamed like a Wild svengali all through the night!

Influxuated by Tavinium Rice April 10, 2010

inflatuated 

One who is infatuated with flatulence.

"Hey, did you hear that guy rip one on the conference call?"
"Grow up, loser. Don't be so inflatuated."

inflatuated by creative crew January 12, 2009