Infinity wipe

Similar to ass crayon. The feeling after taking a huge dump that your wiping is doing nothing for your coulo. It almost seems as though you will never get off the toilet, and you will be wiping for all eternity.

After exiting the washroom at a party, Dan is asked: "what took you so long in there man", Dan replies "Infinity wipe, bro".

Infinity wipe by Fasterisbetter February 1, 2008

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Infiniti Wipe

A term used for the endless amounts of toilet paper usage on your anus after an explosive shit.

The last infiniti wipe I had was after I ate at Chipotle three times in one day and I used an entire roll of toilet paper on that poop.

Infiniti Wipe by JsBerries March 7, 2015

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infinite wipe

Infinite wipe glitch is when you take a fat shit and no matter how many times you wipe some brown appears on the toilet paper.

After I took a dump I got the infinite wipe glitch.

infinite wipe by HotDog456 January 27, 2024

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Infinite wiper

When one tries to wipe, but no matter how many times one rubs the toilet paper against the a-hole, it will always come with some brown on it.

Yesterday I got an infinite wiper, so I gave up and decided to take a shower to wash it off.

Infinite wiper by Jay Rumos April 19, 2018

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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