Inebrivation 

Finding motivation through inebriation.

I'm going to need a few more rum and cokes to work up enough inebrivation to finish all of this yard work.

Inebrivation by Heyfro June 11, 2017

righteous inebriation 

To consume a large amount of alcoholic beverages in a short amount of time, increasing one's Blood Alcohol Content substantially, while impairing judgment, but without becoming sick. Often achieved after losing a drinking game such as beer pong. However, there are a number of dangers associated with righteous inebriation. If too much alcohol is consumed, one may throw up, at which point the inebriation ceases to be righteous.

Dude, we suck so much at beer pong, but the righteous inebriation was so worth the shame of defeat.

righteous inebriation by taylsor February 21, 2007

Inebriation Donation 

A blood donation (such as to the red cross) motivated by the will to put one's body in a state that will become more affected by alcohol.

"I'm kind of low on cash, so I think im going to make an Inebriation Donation before I go to the byob party tonight."

Inebriation Donation by Pearldrums October 11, 2008

inebriation-creation 

A term used to describe any random activities, usually made-up on the fly, that only extremely intoxicated individuals would perform. These events may be small, such as imitating animals, shoving objects inside of random body orifices, dancing naked, and playing penis tag, but they could also be more extreme. The sheer spontaneity of these activities can result in a lot of fun, not to mention the fact that the individual's drunken state will not inhibit him in any way, throwing responsibility and reason out of the window. However, the more extreme inebriation-creations may result in injury and even death.

An example of an extreme inebriation-creation: During night-time, an insanely drunk individual or group of people get in an automobile, hit the nearest highway, freeway, or interstate, push the automobile to its highest speed limit (usually well above 120 miles per hour). After this stage is achieved, the driver will turn off his headlights and let go of the steering wheel. If the driver has even the slightest amount of common sense left in him, he will periodically take control of the steering wheel and turn on the headlights so he/she does not crash and burn. Even so, there is approximatly an 80% chance of assured death for all of the people in the car at the time.

Man 1 "Yo dude, like, what happened last night, did I pass out?"
Man 2 "Naww man you were wildin out, doin all these ridiculous inebriation-creations and shit"
Man 3 "Shit man, thats probably why there were marbles up my ass this morning"

inebriation-creation by Stalkingturkey July 20, 2008

inegriation

The process by which close proximity to persons using the African-American vernacular, lead to ones own use of the same speech regardless of ethnicity.

This linguistic osmosis has been known to lead to liberal use of the circumstantially racial word nigga by those not of African-American decent.

"After Tim's relocation to the urban ghetto the inegriation process began-- Oh, here he comes now..."

"Waddup mah nigga? Whachu finna get into?"

"See what I'm saying? Hes further along than I thought"

inegriation by Pengui The Penguin July 26, 2009

Escalation of Inebriation 

Often seen in any college photo album, or on a Facebook page, it is the progression of random gang signs, open mouths, and other signs of drunkenness, exponentially increasing as you flip through the album.

"Man, Christie needs to work on her Escalation of Inebriation, her pictures went from a girl flashing someone, to a funeral, and then to something about Barack Obama."

Escalation of Inebriation by Sword and Scales April 4, 2009

inebriation proclamation 

The statement of declaration that you are, from this point forward, no longer responsible for anything you say or do since you are hereby wasted.

"After that fourth shot of Jager, I believe it's time to make my Inebriation Proclamation"

inebriation proclamation by Aubrey Sabala October 27, 2006