Inebritext 

Drunk Dial; TUI (Texting Under the Influence.

It's 2 a.m. and my ex just inebritexted me from the club.

Inebritext by 1047TempeJ December 7, 2009

Inebrinetworking

The act of getting very drunk at a bar or social event and passing out your business cards to random people, whom you believe during your drunken state, will be beneficial business contacts.

"I can't answer that call. I was (inebrinetworking) last night at Club Haze and gave some loser my business card."

Inebrinetworking by natscat June 19, 2009

inebriexting 

Texting while inebriated. Classier and easier to pronounce than drunxting.

Lola's boyfriend got in trouble for inebriexting her sister with an indecent proposal.

inebriexting by splinter791 December 23, 2010

Inebrisexual

A term used to describe one who becomes intoxicated and begins to believe that they are attracted to the same sex, only causing guilt and confusion when said person becomes sober and can’t remember why there’s a naked member of the same sex in their bed.

Girl One: "Man I got so drunk last night, and I slept with a girl! I don't know what to tell people!"

Girl Two: "It's okay man, just tell them you're Inebrisexual."

Inebrisexual by Windy-Thing December 1, 2011

inebriatext 

the act of texting while inebriated

i like to inebriatext my friends at 1am

inebriatext by althorn82 July 21, 2011