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1am tombola 

Entering the dancefloor after that time of night when all the couples have left the nightclub to see what 'minor prizes' are left to try and sleep with.
Don't worry - after the sexodus has sifted out the couples, the 1am tombola will turn up something reasonable to fuck
1am tombola by Argentina Smoke October 21, 2009

miss 1am 

miss 1am is a term used to describe a female whose nocturnal habits seem to be indicative of possession by a demon.
i saw miss 1am again last night burying something in the park.
miss 1am by PRinParty September 23, 2009

ran to wendys at 1am 

so basically you did a really bad crime and now the police are after you, so you run to the nearest plce the police (probably) wouldnt suspect, your local Wendy's

how did the police catch you so fast? well, turns out your the dumbest criminal alive and left your id next to the crime scene. weird right?
bro, i ran to wendys at 1am yesterday to avoid the police
whatd you do?
we dont talk about it.

bed at 1am 

When you go to bed at 1am.
I go to bed at 1am.
bed at 1am by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

Pop out at 1AM

“we pop out at one in the morning you really wonder if this kinda life gets boring”
“pop out at 1AM
Pop out at 1AM by skellsfr May 2, 2025
Yes it is big brain crackhead energy time and the time pussys sleep
Joy: ah boy im tired what time is it

Aspen: its 1 am idiot
Kaylie: can we get a f in the chat im just waking up
1 am by UwU253ilikecheese December 1, 2019
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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