Indifferent Dolores 

A sex act in which a female sits on the floor with her back to the male. The male then urinates on the back of the female's head while she ignores him.

I asked the call girl for an indifferent dolores, but it was too expensive.

Indifferent Dolores by Christian Andover April 24, 2008

Indifferent Dolores Con Carne 

An Indifferent Dolores variant in which the female sits in front of the male holding a stick (roughly 3 to 4 feet long) on which is attached a piece of cooked meat. The male then urinates on the back of the female's head while eating the meat.

I wanted an indifferent dolores con carne, but she can't cook.

Indifferent Dolores Con Carne by Christian Andover April 24, 2008