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Indian Tear

When you lack the need to defecate and the only excrement you can muster to expel from your anus is a tiny pellet.
Patrick: "Man, I really wanted to upper deck that toilet... but I couldn't poop, so I squeezed out an Indian Tear..."

Matt: "Go put an Indian Tear on this dollar so we can play poo dollar"
Indian Tear by Mattbrain February 23, 2011

indian tear-jerker 

When the girl/guy gives an Indian burn to the shaft of the receiver till the point of crying. That is when the giver uses the produced tears as lubricant until the point of orgasm is achieved.
Meghan: I want to try something special tonight... I'm gonna make your dick burn until your balls cry out, I call it the indian tear-jerker

Indiana Tear-Jerker 

A sexual situation in which a man is simultaneously watching Schindler’s List and receiving a handjob
She gave me an Indiana Tear-Jerker last night; I've never felt so sad but so good at the same time
Indiana Tear-Jerker by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Indian Tears 

Real tears. 'Trail of Tears' tears. As in, 'no casino in the world can make up for what they did to our land' tears.
Billy took my ice cream and I started crying indian tears. I loved that ice cream.
Indian Tears by Lemons April 30, 2012
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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