Indian Tear

When you lack the need to defecate and the only excrement you can muster to expel from your anus is a tiny pellet.
Patrick: "Man, I really wanted to upper deck that toilet... but I couldn't poop, so I squeezed out an Indian Tear..."

Matt: "Go put an Indian Tear on this dollar so we can play poo dollar"
by Mattbrain February 04, 2011
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