Impadimpa 

purple rip off of an Oopaloompa.

oh my gosh, it's an Impadimpa!

Impadimpa by unborn philosopher May 13, 2022

Impediman 

A form of manspreading in which one obliviously stands or walks in someone's way. Typically a behavior attributed to white men.

Two white guys are standing at the bottom of the staircase talking. Jen and Alex try to get down the stairs.

Jen: Impedimanning.
Alex: What do we do?
Jen: We just push through and act like its our fault.

The two push through and say sorry. Neither impediman notices.

Impediman by porkchchoppanzeefin May 23, 2018

Impadimpament 

v. Used in the event of pwning someone. Also means uber pwnage.

"You just got Impadimpamented!"
"I suck"
"You're gay!"

Impadimpament by Supergayemobutsoface September 3, 2007