Photographer's image 

An image, frequently taken by people with expensive cameras and highly likely to belong to "photographic societies" (a.k.a camera club), that has no emotional impact, social worth, entertainment value or relevance whatsoever but is perceived to display some innate skill in photography.

Essentially it's an exercise in composition over, oh I don't know - content. EXTREMELY likely to be converted to needlessly contrasty monochrome using expensive photoshop plugins that do all the work for you. And if you include diagonal lines you'll make other advocates ejaculate spontaneously because, as we all know, diagonal lines are amazeballs.

You can easily replicate this at home - find a cobbled street, or a building reflection, or literally ANYTHING that's dull as shit. Take the image, making sure you carefully remove any items of human interest, fun, variety, reportage or social meaning then turn it B&W, add an esoteric meaningless title and upload to an elitist, invite only Flickr group. From your Macbook Air.

Not to be confused with Lomography - these jokers are the arch enemies of real photographers.

Google image search for "Edward Weston Attic" - this is widely proclaimed to be a masterpiece by those who value photographer's images. Or Henri Cartier Bresson, another overrated peddler of the "photographer's image".

Photographer's image by mirno February 13, 2013

God's Image

Being creative. This is what sets humans apart from animals.

God is the Creator of the world, and the reason all His children want to create sounds, flavors, feelings, children, roads, buildings, schools, art, ideas about God, etc. is because we were created in God's image.

God's Image by spacefaced1968 April 21, 2019

I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Lie 

And now he's trying to do it back to me. Likely by enlisting the freaks he indoctrinated.

Hym "I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Lie by telling the truth and now he's trying to do it to me by lying. And you're all going along with it so you can lie to yourselves."

I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Lie by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

here's on I made earlier 

To save time on TV cook shows, the presenters will have made an example to show while the dish is taking time cooking.

Put it in the oven...here's one I made earlier.

here's on I made earlier by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

image slut 

someone that is so concerned about her image, so much that she goes to extreme lengths to talk about her real friends behind their back. An image slut is usually a member of "the cool kids" but is only considered cool by her friends within her group. Behaviors of an Image slut are sluting around with other friends to be considered cool, ignoring your texts, and talking behind your back. She will usually hang out with the popular jock to get alot of attention. She will constantly try to use you to her own advantage. Once you confront her about being a backstabbing bitch, she usually says that she doesnt care about what anybody thinks, but what people actually think kills her inside.

Mike: (Texting Kylie)

Mike: hey

Kylie: dont text me your messing up my image.

Mike: then why did you put your number in my phone.

Kylie: Thats when you were cool.

Mike: Kylie your such an image slut.

image slut by truthmaster69 May 29, 2010

google image search

1. Proof that God loves us and wants to be happy.
2. A modification of Google's search engine that displays pictures instead of websites.
3. Adobe Photoshop's Best Friend.
4. gis

For example, search "i will eat your spleen"

google image search by Atog April 30, 2005

image song 

An image song or character song is a song on a tie-in single or album (often called an image album or character album) for an anime, game, dorama, manga, or commercial product that is sometimes sung by the voice actor or actor of a character, in character. It is meant to give a sense of the personality of the character.

The export-friendly anime Ultimate Muscle has had its titular character singing about his South Korean dinner in many episodes. It is the same old pioneering modern day image song (presumed English name: Cow and Rice song) that made the show so popular among the Anglophone fans, ever since it first invaded the American screens on September 14 2002.

image song by Snapper2001 February 9, 2018