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Im tired 

When girls say that at night they actually go to sleep
When boys say that they read over the whole conversation and check if they said anything they shouldn't have said or anything that is Dumb
Her: Im tired so goodnight (Goes to sleep)
Him: Same, goodnight (starts reading over the conversation and realizes he fucked up big time
Im tired by ThatAaAaAaAasianGuy October 9, 2019
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im tired 

what kikki nd kathy say after sex
whoa tha was sum good sex.. im tired
im tired by Kinky Kikki October 28, 2003

Yeah im tired 

Pronounced "Yuuh im taid"
Meaning: A synonym of "im gonna have to pass"
Origin: FloRida
yall jits lit asf just telling yall about new words
You tryna hit a lick?
yeah im tired, you can go.
Yeah im tired by Linkeylock May 22, 2021

Im just tired 

A phrase used to subvert the true cause.

Used when no good excuse is readily available.

Also used to hide ailments such as Hangovers, Head aches, Distrust, Guilt...ect.

May also be used as a literal statement yet rarely ever is.
"Hey Bob, you look sick."
"No, Im just tired."
Im just tired by DakotaMaybe June 13, 2013

im just tired 

This is THE answer if someone accuses you of being high or drunk. generally used when one's eye's are a bit of a give-away, or when one is on the nods. I believe the unspoken strategy of people using this excuse is that if enough addicts us it while showing symptoms similar to drowsiness, they'll fool everyone.

Wether or not this excuse works, depends on the experience of the accuser with addicts, drunks, etc. This probably won't work with a cop. It may work with a shelter worker, depending on how naive they are. It probably will work on your parents, providing it's late, and they're chumps.
cop: "So, have you been using tonight?"
addict:"No sir, I'm just tired is all...l"
cop:"hand's behind your back."

shelter worker #1 (me): "Your fucked up go to detox. Stop nodding off in my lobby."
addict: "I'm just tired, is all..."
shelter worker #1 (me):"get up, get out! get up, get out!"

shelter worker #2: "Umm, excuse me sir, I think you might be under the influence of some sort of drug, are you 'high' sir? because if you are, i'd have to ask you to leave..."
addict: "I'm just tired, is all..."
shelter worker #2: "Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, let's get you to bed right away... oh, you'd like to use the washroom for 20 mineuts? of course, go right ahead."
addict: "mwehh... thank yuhhhhh.. *underbreath* chump..."

parent "little johnny, are you on the 'dope' right now? you can tell me, i'm your friend..."
little addict johnny: "No! I'm just tired! Gosh, why dont you let me be!"
parent: "I'm sorry snookems."
im just tired by -30- May 15, 2005

Im so tired 

a person who wants to die like you reading this right now
Person : Im so tired
Person 2: you okay?
Im so tired by raiissotired March 12, 2022

Im So Tired 

Being So Mentally and/or Emotionally Exhaust from life and people that you dont want to finish a sentence or talk to anyone about your problems or anything anymore. dont care anymore.
you know what im so tired or when really tired and angry you know what im so fucking tired.
Im So Tired by Michael Wolfie January 16, 2020
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