im hard 

The act of one proclaiming himslef as HARD

Yo Billy...
wha?
IM HARD!!!
I'll fight ye all cos im hard!!!
Phil Mr Cracken
My da's the head man of the port ballentre UDA

im hard by T-meister+C-meister February 16, 2006

im getting hard 

A mans pp growing because of something that turns him on

Her: so you not gonna give me a hug?
Me in my head: im getting hard

im getting hard by Lil Jo November 30, 2021

im rock hard 

WHEN YO DICK HARD

Hey Bitch Im Rock Hard

im rock hard by Kufan81 April 14, 2022

I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I?

A heart

heart: I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I? A heart of course!

I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I? by iuefuh August 22, 2023

I'm gonna hard 

"I'm gonna hard" is a phrase sad when getting close to being three stocked in Super Smash Bros for the Nintendo 3DS, and while playing a Luigi. The phrase is prophesized to easily get you more dates and statistically proven to make you better at Super Smash Bros for the Nintendo 3DS. This phrase is stronger if you say it while playing as Pink Luigi.

*Getting close to being three stocked in smash bros* "I'm gonna hard!"

I'm gonna hard by jimmain October 2, 2022

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.

Random bot "Bro's stoned "
Guy "I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard"

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard by jerilds April 25, 2024

I'm up against a hard break 

When your wife, kids, or boss are arguing with you and you want to end it. Signaling the conversation is DEFINITELY OVER.
Used frequently by news anchors.

Wife: Baby, you know that trip I was talking about and the car I wanted, and the dinner party you said you would go to?

Husband: Sorry hon, I'm up against a hard break.

I'm up against a hard break by spudsNbuds February 22, 2011