Ilan High School for girls is probably one of the most unheard of schools in the world. In this school, G’s pretend to like everyone even though they hate everyone. People there also like to call everyone fake even if they hang out with a person they call fake just so they can hit up their hot male friends. Also, since none of the Ilan girls have an Instagram, they all post on their WhatsApp status, but if you’re on someone’s status, you can’t tell anyone so nobody will get jealous. The girls there also make sure to pull up their skirts when a hot UPS driver walks into school while making sure they watch out for a Rabbi behind them. Since Ilan Isn’t apart of the Yeshiva League, you’re automatically a loser if you’re a J-dub. But if you’re an Sy, then you’re all good. Ilan kids also got them weddings planned from ninth grade and get siked each time they see one of their seniors get engaged because that means they’re one engagement closer to their engagement. Since Ilan girls are so holy and can’t touch boys until marriage, they practice hugs and moves to make with boys on each other while claiming they are straight.
Sam: I met this Ilan G and she’s actually kinda hot.
Isaac: Dude, didn’t you hear how thirsty those Ilan kids are? They’re actual tools. I wouldn’t go for that.
Isaac: Dude, didn’t you hear how thirsty those Ilan kids are? They’re actual tools. I wouldn’t go for that.
by NoMoBamba March 18, 2019
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Examples of encountered cases of 'iLangualu (i-lang-wah-lu)' include. (all iPhone owners will have their own to add!)
'gagagagaga' (Hahahahahaha)
'no, you come over to me! go-tit' (got it)
'reply to me immediatelu' (immediately)
'love you biggly bits too x' (lots and lots)
'gagagagaga' (Hahahahahaha)
'no, you come over to me! go-tit' (got it)
'reply to me immediatelu' (immediately)
'love you biggly bits too x' (lots and lots)
by Ashbeetron June 15, 2011
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Person 1: She's crazy
Person 2: Yea she's from Ilang-Ilang
Person 3: I heard they call her... the Lea
Person 2: Yea she's from Ilang-Ilang
Person 3: I heard they call her... the Lea
by 23456543 October 10, 2021
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Being an inner obese child, able to eat an endless number of chocolate cakes.
A person that can make a very weird dance, not replicable by the average of people.
Talking loudly as if you ingested a megaphone.
Having the whitest teeth of everybody.
A person able to finish a TV series of 8 episodes in one day.
Being an inner obese child, able to eat an endless number of chocolate cakes.
A person that can make a very weird dance, not replicable by the average of people.
Talking loudly as if you ingested a megaphone.
Having the whitest teeth of everybody.
A person able to finish a TV series of 8 episodes in one day.
You are eating cakes like a real Ilango!!
I never saw an Ilango dance before!
If I like a TV series, I can be an Ilango.
He has a big Ilango smile.
I never saw an Ilango dance before!
If I like a TV series, I can be an Ilango.
He has a big Ilango smile.
by Mdl89 April 9, 2016
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The name Ilango is very unique
The boy with this names are romantic , stylish and noughty etc. They are very much blessed by the god
They are rich by their heart
The guy who is very crazy
They like a girl who is more crazy than him
The name Ilango is very unique
The boy with this names are romantic , stylish and noughty etc. They are very much blessed by the god
They are rich by their heart
The guy who is very crazy
They like a girl who is more crazy than him
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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The name Ilango is very unique
The boy with this names are romantic , stylish and noughty etc. They are very much blessed by the god
They are rich by their heart
The guy who is very crazy
They like a girl who is more crazy than him
The name Ilango is very unique
The boy with this names are romantic , stylish and noughty etc. They are very much blessed by the god
They are rich by their heart
The guy who is very crazy
They like a girl who is more crazy than him
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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