Ilan G
Ilan High School for girls is probably one of the most unheard of schools in the world. In this school, G’s pretend to like everyone even though they hate everyone. People there also like to call everyone fake even if they hang out with a person they call fake just so they can hit up their hot male friends. Also, since none of the Ilan girls have an Instagram, they all post on their WhatsApp status, but if you’re on someone’s status, you can’t tell anyone so nobody will get jealous. The girls there also make sure to pull up their skirts when a hot UPS driver walks into school while making sure they watch out for a Rabbi behind them. Since Ilan Isn’t apart of the Yeshiva League, you’re automatically a loser if you’re a J-dub. But if you’re an Sy, then you’re all good. Ilan kids also got them weddings planned from ninth grade and get siked each time they see one of their seniors get engaged because that means they’re one engagement closer to their engagement. Since Ilan girls are so holy and can’t touch boys until marriage, they practice hugs and moves to make with boys on each other while claiming they are straight.
Sam: I met this Ilan G and she’s actually kinda hot.
Isaac: Dude, didn’t you hear how thirsty those Ilan kids are? They’re actual tools. I wouldn’t go for that.
Isaac: Dude, didn’t you hear how thirsty those Ilan kids are? They’re actual tools. I wouldn’t go for that.
Words you can keep
