A ruggedly handsome guy with a penis ranging from 9 to 10 inches. He has an unusually high IQ of around 180 but his charm is second to none.
This applies to all people named Ieuan.
This applies to all people named Ieuan.
Person A: Who's that over there boning that girl to death whilst proving string theory's existence?
Person B: You don't know who he is?
Person A: No.
Person B: He's Ieuan!
Person A: Wow! I'm jealous!
Person B: You don't know who he is?
Person A: No.
Person B: He's Ieuan!
Person A: Wow! I'm jealous!
by Tom-Dick-and-Harry October 21, 2011
A man who's sense of style and rugged good looks are matched only by his overpowering wit and charisma.
"Where's Ieuan?"
"He's over there making out with those two supermodels"
"Wait, aren't they sisters?"
"Yup"
"Whoa... He's like some sort of unstoppable love machine!"
"Tell me about it"
"He's over there making out with those two supermodels"
"Wait, aren't they sisters?"
"Yup"
"Whoa... He's like some sort of unstoppable love machine!"
"Tell me about it"
by Malvor, teller of truths May 2, 2009
Some hot sexy stuff that you cant wait to jump on. He is groovy and his hips can move around your body smoothly. His fingers weave through your body. He can merge his body into yours, his mouth joining with yours.
Girlie: Oh ieuan
Ieuan: oh my you are good!
girlie: how are you so experienced?
Ieuan: I do this every day
Ieuan: oh my you are good!
girlie: how are you so experienced?
Ieuan: I do this every day
by Girlie696969696969 February 9, 2021
His rocket league clips outdo anything ever seen by the human eye. He unrolls his cock like a firehose and ejaculates with a herculean might.
by SirTomJones69 November 10, 2021
Ieuan is a nice guy. Ginger with lots of freckles. He's tall and a bit chubby, but it's fine for him. He loves video games and is a geek/nerd sometimes. He is usually at the library on the internet, most likely 9gag. He's nice and a great friend. He jokes around a lot and he makes a lot of friends. He may get bullied from time to time, but friends stick up for him. He's a great guy.
Person 1: Hey, who's the ginger?
Person 2: My friend Ieuan. We're gonna play CoD later.
Person 1: Sweet!
Person 2: My friend Ieuan. We're gonna play CoD later.
Person 1: Sweet!
by a certain brunette friend. May 7, 2013
by mr magge Dick August 28, 2021