by mr magge Dick August 28, 2021
horrible chav. slag. always wears his hat, dresses alright, thinks he's black but he's really not, he's like the milkybar kid, gross. never stops eating, yet he's not actually THAT fat, thinks he's awesome, moody. sly. but actually one of the nicest people we've ever met, sometimes
person 1: "see that kid over there with the hat and the swagger?"
person 2: "oh yeah you mean that horrible chav?"
person 1: "yeah i think its called a ieuan"
person 2: "ew"
person 2: "oh yeah you mean that horrible chav?"
person 1: "yeah i think its called a ieuan"
person 2: "ew"
by steveislush September 25, 2010
A ruggedly handsome guy with a penis ranging from 9 to 10 inches. He has an unusually high IQ of around 180 but his charm is second to none.
This applies to all people named Ieuan.
This applies to all people named Ieuan.
Person A: Who's that over there boning that girl to death whilst proving string theory's existence?
Person B: You don't know who he is?
Person A: No.
Person B: He's Ieuan!
Person A: Wow! I'm jealous!
Person B: You don't know who he is?
Person A: No.
Person B: He's Ieuan!
Person A: Wow! I'm jealous!
by Tom-Dick-and-Harry October 21, 2011
A man who's sense of style and rugged good looks are matched only by his overpowering wit and charisma.
"Where's Ieuan?"
"He's over there making out with those two supermodels"
"Wait, aren't they sisters?"
"Yup"
"Whoa... He's like some sort of unstoppable love machine!"
"Tell me about it"
"He's over there making out with those two supermodels"
"Wait, aren't they sisters?"
"Yup"
"Whoa... He's like some sort of unstoppable love machine!"
"Tell me about it"
by Malvor, teller of truths May 02, 2009
Some hot sexy stuff that you cant wait to jump on. He is groovy and his hips can move around your body smoothly. His fingers weave through your body. He can merge his body into yours, his mouth joining with yours.
Girlie: Oh ieuan
Ieuan: oh my you are good!
girlie: how are you so experienced?
Ieuan: I do this every day
Ieuan: oh my you are good!
girlie: how are you so experienced?
Ieuan: I do this every day
by Girlie696969696969 February 09, 2021
His rocket league clips outdo anything ever seen by the human eye. He unrolls his cock like a firehose and ejaculates with a herculean might.
by SirTomJones69 November 10, 2021