Iehab 

Iehabs are some of the most loving people you’ll meet. They always know how to make you laugh and smile, even if you’re having the worst day. They would do anything for you. Drive the farthest distance, stop anything just for you, be there when you need it. Iehabs love to listen to music. They love just driving around and staying at home to enjoy each other’s company. They had the most beautiful dark features. Dark hair and dark eyes. The way an Iehab can look at you with those eyes will give you butterflies. It’s important to know that an Iehab is better at showing his affection in person. They struggle to show that compassion when they’re away from you, but it’s only because they miss you. Once you’re together the love and affection they show is beyond amazing. If you ever get the chance to meet an Iehab, try your best to never let him go. He’s special.

person 1: Hey, you know that guy Iehab?
person 2: Yeah, he’s the most handsome, romantic man i’ve ever met.

person 1: You should ask him out!
person 2: No way. He’s way out of my league.

Iehab by badbunny23 November 22, 2023

Ichabod 

In reference to the Headless Horseman, an "Ichabod" is a man in an online personal ad who will show you every private part he's got, but not his face, resulting in an endless array of headless profile shots.

Wow, did you check out that profile!

Yeah, but he's probably got a face like a mud fence... Geez, put up a face pic! It's the 21st Century, Ichabod!

Ichabod by the modhatter September 23, 2011

free inhabitant 

An individual who enjoys the privileges and rights as an American citizen, but does not want to be held to the same standards and laws as everyone else by claiming that the federal, state, and/or local government does not have jurisdiction over them.

Robert got pulled over by Seattle PD while still drinking a Rogue IPA last month. He just started spouting nonsense from the Articles of Confederation, that he was a 'free inhabitant', and that the officer had no jurisdiction over him. They still haven't released him from the mental institution.

free inhabitant by Almost Hawaiian August 30, 2015

Ihabcoy 

I have a big crush on you

Guy: hey I have to tell you something
Girl: what?
Guy: Ihabcoy

Girl: "goes on urban dictionary sees the meaning 😊"
Girl: Ihabcoy too

Ihabcoy by Abbreviations4u June 3, 2015

ishaboi 

To get a titty dick load of speed to propel ones self off a diagonal plane in order to achieve "BIG AIR BITCH" whilst screaming "ISHABOIIIIIII!"

I'MMA 'BOUT TO ISHABOI OF THIS SUMMAMABITCH!!!!!

ishaboi by ISHABOIIIIIII420 August 7, 2014

free inhabitant 

a person who is dumb as fuck and still lives by the articles of confederation.

people these days are stuck on this free inhabitant bullshit.

free inhabitant by free inhabitants are dumb AF July 4, 2018

Ichabod Crane 

To cancel something because of weather, even if the weather conditions aren't that severe.

Expression originated in a school district just outside Albany, NY called Ichabod Crane Central School District ,which would cancel school for snow, even if there were two flurries, or better yet, even if there was no snow.

Everybody in the Albany area wished they went to Ichabod Crane in the winter.

Well, even though it didn't rain, they went ahead and Ichabod Craned the picnic.

Well, there's a 20% chance of snow, so I guess we'll have to Ichabod Crane the road trip.

Ichabod Crane by Zadok the beast April 11, 2009