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Idahoan Pootato

Also known as a pootato, a scat act of shitting out a turd the size of a potato, which is then used as a food, more along the lines of a potato.
Man 1: Your breath smells so bad, what did you eat?
Man 2: I ate an Idahoan pootato, what's wrong with that?
by Gryaskov January 10, 2021
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Idahoan Potato Masher

A common sex position in Idaho where a man puts a potato into a womans anal cavity and proceeds to pound her ass until the potato is finely mashed.
Dude, I just gave that bitch an Idahoan Potato Masher!
by datllamaoverthere May 17, 2016
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