Ida Lundqvist 

The best person in the entire world. No matter how hard you look you won´t find anyone better than her. She´s gorgeous both inside and outside. The most genuine person that will ever walk this earth. Ida brings so much happiness towards everyone around her, you will never have a dull moment with Ida. Ida is like a blessing, she will turn your whole world around for the better. Nothing can ever make you dislike Ida, it´s simply not possible to dislike this angel. Ida deserves everything good but no one will ever truly deserve Ida. I can´t stress enough how she´s the most genuine person that you can will ever meet. When Ida walks into a room you can see how the whole mood changes for the better. She spread so much love, joy and positive vibes. No matter what you are going through Ida will 100% make it better. I will never understand the people who have wronged her, they are missing a whole lot, not that they really deserve her anyhow. I love Ida from the bottom of my heart, she will forever be the best person i´ve ever met! <3

Is Ida Lundqvist your best friend?? Damn your so lucky to have that wonderful girl in your life. Please treat her good, shes too good for this world.

Ida Lundqvist by Kitelii April 18, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012