n. Chaotic springtime movement of people and vehicles across sidewalks and roadways covered in layers of slush and ice with varying degrees of slipperiness.
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Hang about Fred. You’ll want to get a giggle out of this icemelt turmoil before we get out the stretchers and cart away some of the broken hipsters.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.