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(1.) n. the process of frosting cookies
(2.) n. the process of acting like a frigid bitch toward someone that you don't like
(1.) Jam Master K tried really hard to make Christmas cookies to get into the holiday spirit but her piss-poor ice job ruined everything.

(2.) Mr. Metzinger really pissed me off after he took that piece of paper we were writing our rap down on, so I totally gave him an ice job for the rest of the class period.
ice job by xDrew_B November 18, 2009
when a girl puts ice cubes in her mouth then blows someone
Jake knew Nikki was a freak, but when she gave him an ice job, he knew he was in love
ice job by JizzyJake38 December 7, 2010

The Italian Ice Job 

A blowjob with water ice in the mouth. 7-11 Slurpies make an exceptable substitute.
My dick is still blue from The Italian Ice Job Jill gave me last night.

Cherry ice cream job 

When you fuck your women on her period and got period blood on your dick hole and go to pull out and blow a load on her or her face with a blood and cum mixture.
Man last night I did a cherry ice cream job on heather's

ice cream job 

When you give oral pleasure after eating ice cream leaving your mouth ice cold and sugary
"So my girlfriend gave me an ice cream job the other day. My dick was frozen for weeks!
ice cream job by Antiumone November 23, 2013

Ice Cream Hand Job 

When someone the opposite sex gives hand releif to an individual after having put there hand in any kind of Ice Cream. (ICHJ) for short.

There is also an Ice Cream Rim Job (ICRJ)
Guy- "omg i could go for a hand job right now but my dick is sun burnt"

Girl- "how about i dip my hand in this ben and jerrys and give you an Ice Cream Hand Job"

Guy- " YEAH BUDDY"
Ice Cream Hand Job by BGeezy29 April 10, 2011
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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