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Information Technology Security Advisor.

Has more access to porn than anyone else in the office.
Deems all things fun as inappropriate unless he thought of it.
SPAM Me, SPAM me, get that whip and SPAM me.
Spends a productive 7.5 minutes a day at a desk, the rest of the day is spent with breakfast, a run, smoko, exercise, lunch, a run, arvo tea, slow down, 5.00 home time. Oh, and a meeting.
"pick me, pick me. Well I'm taking your email access away and changing the permissions."
Our ITSA is a dipsta
ITSA by Old Fella May 25, 2009
Words you can keep

ITSA ME MARIO WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

its a meme dude What do you expect?
Luigi: hey brother what was your name again?
Mario: Oh! ITSA ME MARIO WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

itsa cheese wiener winner

When ur wiener is the cheesiest and u win a contest for it. THis part is for fun- Eat more pickle juice

itsa mikeyadon 

An act of unconditional love. Giving of oneself without consideration of personal interests. Loving without agenda.
Picking up 15 of your friends and their luggage prior to hosting a house party in which you provide all food, beverages and housing for the next 3 days.
itsa mikeyadon by ribbit January 14, 2004

itsa mikeaiello 

Telling a white lie in order to boost one's self esteem. Also can be exaggeration of details.
When a disillusioned student sends material from oinkfleshdependence to his teacher and pretends that it is his own work.
itsa mikeaiello by ribbit December 12, 2003

@itsa_boiled_potatoe

An amazing TikToker.

She’s one of my best friends tbh even if we meet online.

Go follow her 👹

They are a minor so don’t be creepy.
@itsa_boiled_potatoe is an amazing friend! I wish everyone was like them.

its a prank 

If you ever fuck up or say something racist, just use this phrase "its a prank". Then everybody is cool with you.
White Kid: "Ayo, nigga"
Black Guy: "What you say to me, nigguh? (Starts pushing the white kid)
White Kid: "Its a prank! Its a prank!
Black Guy: "Ahh, you're just fucking with me, I got you.
White Kid: "Yeah, I was only fucking with you, pff"
its a prank by TheFatCunt March 1, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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