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It’s all aura and games

When you try to aura farm a lot but you do things that are auraless that then put the farming in jeopardy
It’s all aura and games until you listen to rod wave

Aura of I.T. 

When a customer calls the helpdesk with a problem, complaining that something doesn't work, and the technician asks the user to demonstrate the issue, the issue seems to not exist when the technician is watching. When the issue seems resolved without the technician doing anything, the user then gets frustrated or angry because it didn't work moments ago.
Technician: Hello, thank you for calling the help desk. How may I assist you?
User: I'm trying to log into this application, but it keeps kicking me back to the log in screen... I tried 5 times now.
Technician: I'll be glad to help, I'm going to connect to your computer... Please try it again.
User: Fine, but it's NOT going to work.
*With the technician watching, the application works as expected, and the user logs in.*
User: What the hell?? This hasn't worked all day!!
Technician: Must be the Aura of I.T.! Applications are afraid to fail around us.
Aura of I.T. by AluMiNuM7777 February 7, 2024

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026