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A state of being at which you are ready to punch the next person who fucks with you in the face.
Person 1: Bitch don't fuck with me right now, I'm so irritated.

Person 2: Those are women's jeans.
Person 1: Square up bud.
Irritated by Anon.myous November 8, 2016
Words you can keep
Stop irritating me with your drivel, and go find the crap yourself.
irritated by Saints October 13, 2003
When your pissed at a school hoe and brandon
I’m so irritated
Irritated by Fuck everything April 24, 2018
a jack ass, stupied son of a bitch like your ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend!
my ex-boyfriend is irrtated!
irritated by chris April 29, 2003

Irritated eyes 

When your eyes are really, really dry.
Allen: Wow, Amber has some irritated eyes because she didn't do her work.
Ambers dad: YES. I KNOW. I'M GONNA WHOOP HER BUTT. DANG THAT BUTT BIG.
Irritated eyes by Amber Mom November 22, 2011

irritated avians 

Spoof nickname for "angry birds", often used by those who think the game is overly hyped and/or ridiculous.
All she does is sit at her desk and play irritated avians all day. It's pathetic.
irritated avians by truemyth September 24, 2011

irritated bung 

Bloody, raw asshole, usually resulting from too many wipes or rough toilet paper. See Residue Piece(s)
The beer shits always result in irritated bung from the ridiculous amount of wiping involved.
irritated bung by Jbif August 5, 2004
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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