instrument

The virile member of a male human being. See also: BVP.

Birdman's instrument - and I don't mean his voice - trumps all others in its size, girth, and veininess.

by bigdickbandit March 24, 2008

instrument

1. a tool for creating music.
2. safe word for a tool used to smoke marijuana; as in a pipe, bong or similar device.

1. the tuba is a large, cockblocking instrument.
2. vendor, please hand me that hippie-shaped instrument and a sample.

by meaney December 7, 2006

instrument

A piece of equipment used to produce music.

Dude, a saxaphone isn't an instrument.

by Konrad July 27, 2004

Instrument

A type of mint

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by Instrument November 23, 2017

Instrument.

1. A tool used to make music.

1.1.Any condiment.
2. A tool used to torture people.
3. A tool or implement, especially one for precision work.

1: How many of you have played musical instruments before?
2: Do instruments of torture count?
1: No.
3: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
1: No, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument, either.

by pseud0nym12470 April 14, 2023

Instrument Tech

A God among men. The most badass and intelligent son of a bitch to walk onto a jobsite. Rumored to outclass, outwork, and straight up outgun any electrician that comes in his path. Sparkys beware of this godlike creature for it is said that even gazing upon their greatness can turn even the strongest man into a hollow shelled panzy crying for his momma. Revered as the brains of the operation.

The instrument tech reigned supreme over the crybaby electricians.

by Techboss24 May 27, 2016

Instrument Crush

When a person plays a certain instrument you like & they come off 10 times more attractive to you.

Janie wasn't sure if she liked Tom for his looks, his personality or if it was an instrument crush.

by fosterthe-fagg0ts June 28, 2012