instrument
Birdman's instrument - and I don't mean his voice - trumps all others in its size, girth, and veininess.
instrument by bigdickbandit March 24, 2008
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instrument by Konrad July 27, 2004
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Instrument.
1. A tool used to make music.
1.1.Any condiment.
2. A tool used to torture people.
3. A tool or implement, especially one for precision work.
1.1.Any condiment.
2. A tool used to torture people.
3. A tool or implement, especially one for precision work.
1: How many of you have played musical instruments before?
2: Do instruments of torture count?
1: No.
3: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
1: No, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument, either.
2: Do instruments of torture count?
1: No.
3: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
1: No, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument, either.
Instrument. by pseud0nym12470 April 14, 2023
Instrument Tech
A God among men. The most badass and intelligent son of a bitch to walk onto a jobsite. Rumored to outclass, outwork, and straight up outgun any electrician that comes in his path. Sparkys beware of this godlike creature for it is said that even gazing upon their greatness can turn even the strongest man into a hollow shelled panzy crying for his momma. Revered as the brains of the operation.
Instrument Tech by Techboss24 May 27, 2016
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