Short for "In my Indian Wisdom" (Referring to the Ancient Southern Asian Country India). Non-Violent word that can be used by anyone as long as you have read books from ancient India. Cuz History takes a while to dry up into Wisdom.
IMIW, I think you should use a Lota instead of TP for your ass to treat your constipation.
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi