im bald 

A dramatic term used for when a person and/or celebrity is so good looking that the rest of your hair falls off from too much sexiness.

Emma: Omfg did you see Ariana Grande's instagram pic?

Meg: Yes, she looked so good looking im bald.

im bald by cptnsw4n July 27, 2016

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic 

Something you say when youre not happy about something or if youre annoyed

*dude kills you in fortnite*
You : dude Im literally going bald and diabteic rn!!

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic by Cjaydedj January 28, 2019