I.L.B. 

International Luxury Beast. An animal in captivity who delights in the finer things in life and takes advantage of opportunities to maximize their own comfort regardless of their worthiness.

Where’s TedBlanco? He’s laying on my pillow on the bed, what an I.L.B.

I.L.B. by Snakpak G January 3, 2021

I.L.B.T 

I Like Big Tits
(Taken from Joe Walsh's Song, I.L.B.T's)

Hey..I'm having a tit attack..
I.L.B.T

I.L.B.T by Binfordman October 17, 2008

i.l.b.b.a.i.c.l.y.o.b.c.d.t.w.a.g.w.i.w.a.i.b.w.a.a.r.t.i.y.f.y.g.s. 

I like big butts and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung,

Oh my God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because
She looks like a total prostitute, okay?
I mean, her butt, it's just so big
Uh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean, uh, gross, look
She's just so, black
i.l.b.b.a.i.c.l.y.o.b.c.d.t.w.a.g.w.i.w.a.i.b.w.a.a.r.t.i.y.f.y.g.s.

i.l.b.b.a.i.c.l.y.o.b.c.d.t.w.a.g.w.i.w.a.i.b.w.a.a.r.t.i.y.f.y.g.s. by byeb September 1, 2021

i.a.i.l.b 

i’m a insecure little b*tch

Jack: baby lemme see your face

Stacy: no i.a.i.l.b

i.a.i.l.b by i.a.i.l.b May 11, 2020

D.I.L.B. 

"Dad I'd Like to Bang"
less harsh, female version of MILF

Jude Law is a total D.I.L.B.

D.I.L.B. by FishnetChantal March 22, 2008

S.I.L.B 

Such Is Life Bitches

"You're mad ugly!"
"So are you....ah well S.I.L.B

S.I.L.B by keimi July 7, 2011

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b 

“I love you so much but I don’t know how to tell you because I know you don’t love me back.”

me: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
her: what does that mean
me: nvm

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b by P A I N August 17, 2020