I will send you to Jesus

what an Asian says while holding a sandal threatening you to death.

"I will send you to Jesus" said Dumbledore calmly.

by anonymous January 9, 2022

I will send you to Jesus

Stephen He. When your failure is failing so much that not even failure managment will work on him.

I will send you to Jesus

by Lol, nub get skill February 3, 2022

I will send you to jesus

A sentence meaning that one is going to end someone's life.

Person 1: You are a noob.
Person 2: I will send you to jesus.

by elaboratescanner04 October 8, 2023