I will punch you in the tits Share definition Flag A phrase commonly used in the Mid-Atlantic bar scene to ward off mother hens trying to cock block. Fat Chick: "No, Kerri, we need to go!" Bar Patron: "Woman, I will punch you in the tits!" I will punch you in the tits by TomKVideo December 29, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the I will punch you in the tits mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch