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I promise I won't tell

The biggest lie anyone has ever told; everyone has used this at least once
Person 1- I can't tell you
Person 2-I promise I won't tell
Person 1- ok but you can't tell anyone
Person 2- I won't
..later on
Person 3- what did they say?
Person 2- yup he likes you
I promise I won't tell by SCHMUR September 26, 2013

i'm not okay (i promise) 

how emo persons respond to "are you okay"
Frank: Dude, are you okay?
Gerard: I'm not okay (i promise)
Frank: You sure?
Gerard: I promised.

i promise 

I promise is just another lie
I promise I won't do that again "Do it again"
i promise by Rahera February 20, 2017

I promise you 

I promise you means that you love a person beyond loves bounds and ther are a promise you'll have too keep
"I promise you" says person one "I promise you too" says person two

I promise you 

I promise you means you love someone pore that loves bounds and that they are a promise of yours you will never break
"I promise you" says person one "I promise you too" says person two

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