I messed up 

How most celebrities start an apology when they do something that even Satan wouldn't attempt

Dream apologizes for being a pedo
Dream: I messed up

I messed up by Ricesalmoella March 9, 2024

Imessedupbad 

Hi I’m Tati, I had an amazing friend named Ariana and well I messed it up. I was a dick to her and honestly I did not deserve her she is a wonder smart person that is really nice and deserves the world. I was best friends with her then things went down hill

I started becoming a dick and being kinda rude and pushing her away the. Got sad when we weren’t friends even tho I’m the reason it all happened...
If I was a nice person like she was my life would be a lot better and hey I would still have her as my best friend.
I messed up really bad we got into a bad fight and well it was my fault and I feel really bad about it and I want to fix things..

Ariana if ur reading this I’m sorry I was such a dick and I miss you and miss talking to you please forgive me I know it would take time but u made me happy.. Please can we talk.

I’m sorry Imessedupbad.

Imessedupbad by I’m sorry can we fix things? November 4, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004