I me be a melon! Share definition Flag When some one has all there hair shaved off (some hair left is allowed) you instantly become a melon! man1:"hey have you had your hair cut?" man2:"I ME BE A MELON!" man1:"ok"*backs away looking scared* I me be a melon! by !SpOzIuK! September 28, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the I me be a melon! mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch