I have Covid

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An excuse you give when you do not want to do something or attend an event, but don't have a actual reason to cancel.

"Just a reminder that the Baby Shower is at 3pm today at my house"
"Sorry I won't be able to make it, I have Covid"

I have Covid by I'm Your Hucklberry April 17, 2022

Words you can keep

i have covid

I'm gonna fucking die!

Hey Justin Bieber! I have Covid!

i have covid by Le Human October 20, 2020

i have covid

I'm gonna fucking die

Hey! I have Covid! I'm gonna fucking die

i have covid by Le Human October 20, 2020

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026