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This is what people say in order to not have sex with a person from the feminism race

Feminist:hey have sex with me I’m 780 pounds

Normal guy: no sorry I Have Aids

i have aids by 39 year old feminist January 10, 2018

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I have AIDS

Something to say to fill awkward silences.

John: "So.......what's new?" Bill: ................ "I have AIDS."

I have AIDS by treemilk November 28, 2020

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I have AIDS

Something you say to fill awkward silences.

Mary: "So...... what's new with you?"

Tim: ............. "I have AIDS."

I have AIDS by treemilk November 28, 2020

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mommy i have aids

mommy i have aids is what you say to mommy when you have aids.

jmal "mommy i have aids."
mommy "ok then jmal."

mommy i have aids by nolifejim November 23, 2020

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I have u gave aids idiot

„I have you gave aids idiot“ is a cool swaggy hipster term used to tell a girl that she has aids now.

Me: has aids
Girl: u have aids?
Me: no
Girl: k
Girl: rides on my penis
Me: i have u gave aids idiot lol
Girl: cries

I have u gave aids idiot by BigPenisWarrior June 24, 2019

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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