i got tea 

Used when someone say's they're sick and you don't give a f***k.

Bryan is slumped on the couch, groaning.
Bryan: "I think I have food poisoning, everything hurts."
Mary, casually sipping from her mug: "I got tea."
Mary takes another sip and walks away, leaving Bryan groaning.

i got tea by Bensonius July 18, 2024

i got the tea sis 

when you have some sus tea that needs to be spilt

susan: do you think he cheated on me?

me: i got the tea sis

i got the tea sis by gothboicliquee October 13, 2018