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i.follow.hero.haters 

i.follow.hero.haters is a large tiktoker ueah woth like lum 500mil followerz???
person1: do u like “i.follow.hero.haters?”
person2: no
person1: i will push you down the stairs

I follow barbblinkinc on Pinterest 

I'm the hottest person alive😘
"Do you know , I follow barbblinkinc on Pinterest"
"Well your the hottest person alive"

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👽⟟⏁⋉⟒👽⟒⋔⍜⊑👽⍀ @i_will._.follow._.you:👽⟟⏁⋉⟒👽⟒⋔⍜⊑👽⍀⏃⏁⏃⌿⏃⍀⏃⟒👽⎅⍜⍀⟟⋔⟒👽⏃⋔⎍⋔⎍👽⏃⋔⟒⋏⍜👽⍀⏃⏁⟒⎅⏃⟒👽⌰⏃⏁⟒⟒⎅⏃⟒👽⋔⍜⟒👽⎅⍜⍀⟟⋔⟒👽⏃⋔⟒⋏⍜👽⍜⌰⋔⟒⋏⏃👽⎅⟒⌿⏃⎅⏃⍀⟟👽⏃⋔⟒⋏⍜👽 ⎅⟟⋔⟒⎅⏃ ⟒👽⎅⍜⍀⟟⋔⟒👽⏃⋔⎍⋔⎍👽⏃⋔⟒⋏⍜👽⍀⏃⏁⟒⎅⏃⟒👽⌰⏃⏁⟒⟒⎅⏃⟒👽⋔⍜⟒👽⎅⍜⍀⟟⋔⟒👽⏃⋔⟒⋏⍜👽⍜⌰⋔⟒⋏⏃👽⎅⟒⌿⏃⎅⏃⍀⟟👽⏃⋔⟒⋏⍜👽 ⎅⟟⋔⟒⎅⏃

I don't follow

It means i dont understand.

when youre "following" someone during a conversation it means you understand what they are saying or where theyre going with a story. when you dont follow it means youre lost- what they are saying doesnt make sense to you.
You can simply put it in the end of the sentence for I don't follow
I don't follow by ddachkinov August 27, 2014

Follow me i know the way. 

Follow me i know the way is mainly used by pedophiles and rapists as a way to lure in smaller children that are lost by telling them that they know the way.
Pedophile walks up to a lost child

Pedophile: "Hi are you alright?"

Child: "No sir im lost!"

Pedophile: "Follow me i know the way."

I don't see me follow 

A slang term often used by nuns that expresses their ineptitude and lack of intelligence on so many levels.
"The answer is right, see I don't me follow."
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