When you get caught doing something you're not supposed to be doing and You Buck your eyes with their mouth open
I finally caught yo ass! don't give me that "I eat ass face" give me back my money lil bitch
by PK nigger! June 21, 2018
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Defined by the comedian Kevin Hart, he explains how a situation is broken up when your partner accidentally slips into the conversation about your personal life and says that you eat her ass amongst other people. thus giving you the "I Don't Eat Ass Face
Terry: Fuck You!

sue: No fuck You Terry! I least I don't eat ass!
Terry: sits there with a "I Don't Eat Ass Face"
by BigBrownSmoothie May 19, 2011
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