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I didn't shit for doomsday

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A phrase used to describe someone who is completely unprepared for the basic, unglamorous realities of a crisis or survival situation. While they might hoard weapons, ammo, or food, they have entirely neglected essential sanitary needs like toilet paper, waste management, or hygiene supplies.
He thinks he’s a hardcore survivalist just because he bought a EMP-proof solar generator and a carbon-fiber crossbow, but I didn't shit for doomsday is the exact vibe he’s giving off when the plumbing actually fails and he realizes he has zero toilet paper.
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Ratfucker

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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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Witch Bath 

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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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proper lad 

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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