i shit my pants
i shit my pants by babyeater666 July 19, 2020
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I shit my pants
They saying you say when you just shit your pants. The term can also be used as, "I just shit my pants".
I shit my pants by Idon'tknowanymore July 3, 2020
I want to shit my pants
An expression used to describe a feeling of being overwhelmed by something unnecessarily complicated or hard.
I can't let go of my ex because we have so many things in common and we have been in each other's lives for so long, but I really love you and want to build a future with you.
- Omg you are so hopeless! I want to shit my pants...
- Omg you are so hopeless! I want to shit my pants...
I want to shit my pants by little.piece.of.cow.poo May 31, 2018
I'm just here to shit my pants
An expression used to signify the upmost disregard to ones appearance, respectability and the general outward impression given in social gatherings. A lack of desire to impress. Also can refer to a lack of sobriety.
YOU: Hey, check out Fergie flossin' over by the bar. She is so glamorous!
ME: Fuck that bitch, I'm just here to shit my pants.
ME: Fuck that bitch, I'm just here to shit my pants.
I'm just here to shit my pants by ewol May 30, 2007
holy shit i lost my pants
holy shit i lost my pants by fuck youaa May 30, 2017
I could almost feel the shit licking my pants
I was so afraid that my boss would fire me right away, that I could almost feel the shit licking my pants
I could almost feel the shit licking my pants by Hybaj May 7, 2011
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