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I Love Me 

I love me means to fuck yourself. This means to masturbate.
Boy- Do you masturbate?
Girl- Yes , I love me and you.
Boy- <3<3<3
I Love Me by ILoveShrabona July 11, 2019
Words you can keep

i love me 

Some one who is so stuck up, vain and has their head so far up thier own arse they can't see tomorrow!!!!

'It's all me me me me me with her!'
'Too true, she is such an I LOVE ME'
i love me by Gerttrude March 14, 2007

I love me some 

Novel grammatical structure indicating "I always like" something. Kinda like the middle voice in ancient Greek. Frequently used in reference to a love object, or favorite band.
When I asked her what she wanted for breakfast, Kate stirred and said, "Mmm, I love me some scrambled eggs!"

"Oh, I'd love me some Beyonce, you bet!" said Kyle.
I love me some by smendler July 16, 2010

I love me some you

When you love someone so much you just can't describe the happiness they bring you

I love me jacket 

Straightjacket, so called because you hug yourself when you're wearing it.
Keep laughing like that and they're going to put you in an I love me jacket.
I love me jacket by Valerie6617 August 25, 2008

i love me,too 

I love you..too..
"I love you".
"I love me,too".
i love me,too by Jade petro May 24, 2018

i love you, you love me. 

*kid singing children songs*
me: “dude are you like 5?”
kid: “yeah, five inches deep in your mom
suck my dick you stoopit bitch -samara (i love you, you love me.)
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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