I didn’t ask 

A copout response boys often use when they know they are in the wrong, or think they’re cool. When in reality they really are not. petty.

person 1 : i’m going out .
person 2: i didn’t ask
person 1: lol ok????? think your cool?

I didn’t ask by 12235567 April 15, 2019

I didn’t ask 

The worst comeback in the world. Use this, and you’ll be ridiculed and hated by everyone around you.

Guy 1: Hey should I watch the new Toy Story?
Guy 2: I didn’t ask.
Guy 1: You’re such an asshole.

I didn’t ask by cosmiselite September 2, 2020

I Didn’t ask 

A quote used by most arseholes in society to express little interest in what someone is trying to say, even when the speaker can be trying to engage in a conversation and show up events in their life, opinions, or personality traits.
Can be redeemed if you are the victim by saying “I didn’t ask if you asked”

Speaker 1- “I find this song a heavy criticism of our government and states power and i like the lyrics”
Dickhead 1- “ I didn’t ask”
Speaker 1- “I didn’t ask if you asked”
Dickhead 1-“I didn’t ask if you asked if I asked”
Speaker 1-“I didn’t ask if you asked if I asked if you asked”
And so oooonnnnnnnn......

I Didn’t ask by 0lstr060 May 18, 2021

I Didn't Ask 

A response that you tell a person when they say something that is off topic or not interesting, or if you are just trying to be a little shit.

Guy 1: I just got my G2 today!
Guy 2: Yeah, but I didn't ask.
Guy 1: You're such an asshole.

I Didn't Ask by Aggin and Aggin March 20, 2017

I didn't ask 

your escape route to winning every possible argument against ur friends:)

Jeff: bro thats why your grandma died

bobby miller: I didn't ask

everyone: ohhhhhhhh HE GOTCH YO ASSSS

I didn't ask by JORDAN CASTRO!! June 20, 2020

I didn't ask 

A shortened way of saying, "You may only speak to me when I give you direct permission to do so."

This phrase is usually only most effective if the user is of higher authority than the targeted person. Otherwise, the targeted person could respond with "I didn't either" in which both persons should halt speaking with each other as continuing on would be immature.

Bob and Jim are co-owners of a company. Billy is a lowly grunt working for them.

Bob: Hey Jim. You should stop eating fast food. Did you know that fast food is bad for you because...

Jim: I didn't ask

Bob: I apologize for the inconvenience I may have caused you, Jim. I was genuinely attempting to inform you of the dangers of fast food, because I worry about you and care for you.

Jim: I didn't ask

Bob: I didn't either

Jim: ...

Bob: ...

Bill: Hey guys! I just posted my name onto Urban Dictionary!!!

Bob & Jim: I didn't ask

Bill (pathetic retard): :( I can't say anything because if I do, I'll get fired

I didn't ask by wtf do I write in here bro July 16, 2024

I Didn't Ask For This 

A phrase expressed by video game character Adam Jensen (Deus Ex: Human Revolution) after having received robotic augmentations due to a serious injury.

Used to define tragedies, real or otherwise.

Britney Spear's new single. I didn't ask for this.

New season of Two and a Half Men. I didn't ask for this.

I Didn't Ask For This by DownloadFailed September 21, 2011