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I'm Back
The only two words a legend has to say to send shivers down your entire spine. Synonymous with Michael Jordan's return to Basketball in 1995, after 13 months of playing Baseball.
Eg.
Attorney, "How should I announce your return?"
Michael Jordan, "Gimme the pen, let me give it a shot first"
*Attorney hands over pen*
MJ writes on the blank sheet of paper, "I'm Back"
Attorney, "How should I announce your return?"
Michael Jordan, "Gimme the pen, let me give it a shot first"
*Attorney hands over pen*
MJ writes on the blank sheet of paper, "I'm Back"
I'm Back by Goofed_Chad July 29, 2020
i'm back
"hey mom, i'm back!"
"no one cares about you asshole i wish you were never born"
"i love you too mom!"
"no one cares about you asshole i wish you were never born"
"i love you too mom!"
i'm back by unfunny minecraft player October 29, 2021
I'm back bitches
I'm back bitches by Jaysweg June 14, 2014
I'm back baby
I'm back baby by fullmetal pharoh October 12, 2009
I'm._.back_2
I'm._.back_2 use to be I'm._.back they are also a smoking hot babe everyone worships. Goes by any pronouns. They are a total bitch tho.
I'm._.back_2 by TOTALLY NOT THE OWNER 😳 May 12, 2021
I'm Back, Daddy!
The ultimate expression of transformation from existing in a negative state of spirit to a positive state. This transformation is quintified by a man or woman feeling alive and optimistic for the first time since childhood.
Alex: "Whoa, Jordan, you're looking fantastic! What's your secret?"
Jordan: "I'm Back, Daddy! I finally broke free from my old habits, embraced a healthier lifestyle, and I've never felt more alive since my childhood days!"
Jordan: "I'm Back, Daddy! I finally broke free from my old habits, embraced a healthier lifestyle, and I've never felt more alive since my childhood days!"
I'm Back, Daddy! by Bill Miester December 4, 2023
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