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I'm A Player 

A great song from Oakland Rapper Too $hort.

It describes the life of many people out there.

You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen,
I ain with no marriage and a wedding ring,
I be a player fo life so wheres my wife,
Probably at the rehab stuck on the pipe,
cause she must be smokin and Im not jokin
Too short baby comin straight from oakland,
Got way mo bitches than I ever need,
I put that on a big fat bag of weed,
I'm A Player by 805 Beaner October 17, 2009
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I'm not a player I just crush alot 

(Aka I'm not a playa I just f**k alot) A boy who f**ks alot of girls. he does not want to be tied down because he wants to go after every girl he thinks looks good. In other words, an excuse just so you a guy doesn't have to admit he's a player. Listen to the Big Pun Song!
Q: Are you a player?
A: Naw, I'm not a player I just crush alot

i'm not a player 

Meaning you're not a slut, you just love sex. A lot.
Yo, my nigga I'm not a player, I just love to fuck a lot
i'm not a player by Yourgurllmkutie November 3, 2014

Life is a game, but i'm the one being played 

A quote used by a sad individual to describe how depressing or unfair life is too them.
X1 "Life is a game, but i'm the one being played"
X2 lol bro sucks to be u.
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