I'd win

It's the phrase used when you're about to get bisected in half, normally through the waist like AMOGUS
Person 1: Nah, I'd win
Person 2: *Summons the writer and kills person 1 with plot*
Person 1: *Dies*

Person 3: It's Gojover
Person 4: Nowaying
by TheBiggestOfBirds November 03, 2023
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I'd win

It's the phrase used when you're about to get bisected in half, normally through the waist like AMOGUS
Person 1: Nah, I'd win
Person 2: *Summons the writer and kills person 1 with plot*
Person 1: *Dies*

Person 3: It's Gojover
Person 4: Nowaying
by TheBiggestOfBirds November 03, 2023
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Nah, I'd Win

The famous quote from the fraudulent one himself, a not so accurate description of the outcome of his battle
Would you lose? Nah, I'd Win.
by sen.ethan December 29, 2023
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Nah, I'd win

A famous quote said by JoGOAT before he went to fight Fraudkuna.
Fraudjo Scamturo: Would you lose?
JoGOAT: Nah, I'd win
by King of Frauds, Fraudkuna November 27, 2023
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Nah, I'd win.

Phrase used commonly in the Jujutsu Kaisen Fandom, particularly on break week when all of the fans' brains collectively and simultaneously decay inside their skulls, resulting in the excessive use of the phrase, and others like it within the Fandom. "Nah, I'd win." Is just a small part of the whole it belongs to, known as Lobotomy Kaisen.
After "Stand proud." opened up his domain, he said, "Are you "You're strong." because you are "I'm you." or are you "The one who left it all behind! And his overwhelming intensity!!" because "With this treasure I summon..."?" The Fingerer simply answered, "Nah, I'd win."
by Prest-N December 31, 2023
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Nah, i'd win

A stupid fucking catchphrase from Satoru Gojo until he got killed and turned the jujutsu kaisen fandom into shit
Dumbass: Nah, i'd win
Sane human being: Stfu
by thehonoredone January 11, 2024
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Nah, I'd Win

Jujutsufolk brainrot
by BojackHorseface January 11, 2024
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