Hypolatrinariaphobia

hypo-latreen-area-phobia

The fear of running out of toilet paper.

Usually infects misguided people who think toilet paper kills viruses... or people who think everyone else is buying up all the toilet paper.

Tony: Bro! Why do you have 500 rolls of toilet paper?
Mike: I have Hypolatrinariaphobia.

by PsymonHawkeye March 13, 2020