1. A hypocritical, vindictive and controlling beau whom possesses a complete and total lack of common sense, general know-how and ability to be a good lover, friend or general acquaintance.

2. When your beau ruins absolutly everything with their ridiculous and unstable ways.

3. Someone you don't want any kind of relationship with until you have one.

4. The worst kind of beau.
I though he was my soulmate, but he was nothing but a Hypofukapotamus.
by Shellfrog October 13, 2019
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