HyperWine 

HyperWine
noun / ritual / coping strategy

The unholy but effective union of wine and hard liquor—typically vodka or other neutral spirits—designed to enhance a glass of wine with a stealthy kick. The result is a hyper-drived beverage that salvages bad wine, stretches a bottle across more pours, and delivers a swift, multidimensional buzz for the discerning cheapskate.

Caution:

Must be prepared in secrecy, lest you be mistaken for a party saboteur.
Unlikely to be understood by your sommelier friends (but let’s be real, they weren’t invited).
May raise ethical questions if performed at weddings or baby showers.

"I HyperWined my glass when no one was looking—suddenly the cheap Merlot stopped tasting like regret and I could actually tolerate small talk about cryptocurrency despite it being all a scam."

HyperWine by Chellox July 13, 2025

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HYPERLINK BLOCKED by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 1, 2021

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SALES, GONE DOWN THE Drain Drain??
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[[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]] by focus_sama September 23, 2021

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When the middle-aged man living in a dumpster tries to send you a link leading to FREE KROM3R

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Middle-aged man: AND I HAVE JUST
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Middle-aged man: THAT'S
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[Hyperlink Blocked] by Tranky_2530 October 30, 2021

hyperlinear 

Linearity of such infinite nature that it reveals its cyclicality in the next cultural or metaphysical dimension.

Self-reference, which is congruent to consciousness itself, is a hyperlinear manifestation that has a recursive (cyclical) foundation.

hyperlinear by sandraxine October 25, 2017

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This appears usually when a website blocks hyperlinks. Spamton from DELTARUNE, CHAPTER 2 says this often.

AND I HAVE JUST, THE THING, YOU NEED. THAT'S Hyperlink [Blocked].

Hyperlink Blocked by fsdsdsffs April 19, 2022

hyperlink 

Words in a website that once clicked on sends you to a new page.

Hyperlinks usually are blue and have blue lines underneath them but if you have already clicked on the link they go purple.

Jimmy clicked on the hyperlink labeled "Naughty Girls" and was pleasantly suprised with the outcome.

hyperlink by figglewaggle December 23, 2006